I've so many reasons to booze...and so should i quit it...
just kiding...
"I've never been drunk but often i've been overserved...!!"
"I'm not addicted to alcohol...but i don't know if alcohol does..!!"
"One drink is enough to shake me, the only problem, i can't remember it's my 13th or 14th..!!"
"When i read about the evils of drinking...i gave up reading...!!"
"After drinking i can better gauge the people as good or bad...otherwise i will always remain confused about them...!!"
"I give fuck'n 10% of my hefty salary to maid..so i deserve her to work more for me...!! (don't think what you are thinking about)"
"This is the way to reach my lost buddies...!!"
"Sometimes i can't abuse someone creepy around me...i get loaded, it will make my way a lot easiear...now i've an excuse if he was badly hurted...!!"
"Life isn't weird, it's just the people, who don't drink in it...so i don't want to be among them...!!"
"I love the people who drink...atleast they have something to blaim everything on...so i do...!!"
"Alcohol may not solve my problems, but neither will water or milk...!!"
"I went on a diet, shore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days, i had lost exactly two weeks...!!"
"I always find everything close to me...either its because of google or alcohol...!!"
So pick up one for you and stay happy...
"I've never been drunk but often i've been overserved...!!"
"I'm not addicted to alcohol...but i don't know if alcohol does..!!"
"One drink is enough to shake me, the only problem, i can't remember it's my 13th or 14th..!!"
"When i read about the evils of drinking...i gave up reading...!!"
"After drinking i can better gauge the people as good or bad...otherwise i will always remain confused about them...!!"
"I give fuck'n 10% of my hefty salary to maid..so i deserve her to work more for me...!! (don't think what you are thinking about)"
"This is the way to reach my lost buddies...!!"
"Sometimes i can't abuse someone creepy around me...i get loaded, it will make my way a lot easiear...now i've an excuse if he was badly hurted...!!"
"Life isn't weird, it's just the people, who don't drink in it...so i don't want to be among them...!!"
"I love the people who drink...atleast they have something to blaim everything on...so i do...!!"
"Alcohol may not solve my problems, but neither will water or milk...!!"
"I went on a diet, shore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days, i had lost exactly two weeks...!!"
"I always find everything close to me...either its because of google or alcohol...!!"
So pick up one for you and stay happy...
I hate it.
ReplyDeleteMatlab kuch aisa tere dimaag mai nahi aata so that i feel good about it.
Though it was really fun reading it.
Keep it up and go ahead.
You have got good excuses to booze...
ReplyDeleteIf you would ask me to pick up 1 for me, then i will go for either 3rd or 4th..though all are good enough but as you know i'm the one like once in a blue moon..
Go ahead..may god serve you under his warm light..
Thanx sis..
ReplyDeleteI wl try to cook smthng special 4 u whch u nly cud eat whle else even cant hav it's smell..
Please..
Thanx alok..
ReplyDeleteI kn' u booze once in a while bt your nce cums evry week..he he he
thanx again..
Tc
i like dis :)
ReplyDeletei like dis :)
ReplyDelete@amit thanx..n u wl b shokd hearin ths dat evn i also like ths.. ;-(
ReplyDeletetc bro